PlayStation 5 Pro Console 30th Anniversary Limited Edition PS5 Bundle ✅PRESALE✅

Description: NOTE: THIS IS A PRESALE /PREORDER!! Meaning you are guaranteed this product when it finally releases Nov 21st 2024 I will be shipping the item to you within 2 business days of receiving it. Customer will receive item within 40 days of purchase after the release date, guaranteed! Please read the description below! Yes, yes I know, I know.... it is a bit over priced but let me tell you what you are really getting with this purchase. Obviously you are getting the best thing out there right now! PS5 Pro 30th Edition Bundle coming in Hot and Ready to your doorstep in the USA! Which includes: Limited edition PS5® Pro console Limited edition DualSense Edge™ wireless controller Limited edition DualSense® wireless controller Limited edition DualSense charging station Limited edition console cover for disc drive Limited edition vertical stand Original PlayStation controller-style cable connector housing 4 PlayStation shapes cable ties PlayStation sticker Limited Edition PlayStation poster (one of 30 possible designs) PlayStation™ paperclip (Freaking awesome cause we all use paper so much in todays digital world!) But wait there is more!!!!!!! I'm not gonna trust the postal service to deliver this to you, which is why I will be personally delivering it to your doorstep once I get a new car. Oh that's the other part of this story and the reason for this price, see I was going to work and really enjoying my monster energy drink, life was going great that day! The night before I got a full 4.5 hours of sleep after putting 3 kids to bed, walking the dog, and cleaning up its mess in my house (still isn't potty trained yet), then I was going to start watching spooky movies but got tired and went to bed. I was almost to work (after an hour commute) early in the morning and mother nature decided I had it too good and sent the full destructive force of a horned demon, that always seems to be in the wrong place at the right time, into the side of my car, causing it to become redecorated from the outside in with beautiful antler crafted shards of glass inside my interior and around my body. That was probably one of the most unnecessary things I have ever experience and nature had no reason to single me out like that. I mean I drive (well drove) an Subaru Impreza, very fuel efficient, had low miles, made with zero impact on environment when it was made (subaru's words), I also work with a ton of F150 truck owners and that animal, filled with more rage than my colon after a late night Taco Bell run, couldn't just target one of them instead? Anyways, thankfully i was able to walk away (animal not so much), car was totaled and I need to buy a new one (new to me anyways), I'm about to go through my mid-life crisis so I'll probably end up getting a blue jeep (always wanted one), and with your help I can do that and finally put this tragic ordeal behind me. Now back to me delivering the best Console of our time, where ever you live in the USA I will be personally driving to see you and deliver it safe in my new jeep while wearing one of my many Hawaiian shirts and Costa Del Mar Sunglass (Protect your eyes from the sun) and the PS5 Pro 30th Edition Anniversary Bundle will be in the front seat buckled up next to me! I know what you are thinking and yes I could hit another animal along the way and be delayed, well don't worry I've thought of that. I will also be buying a t-shirt cannon that me and some of my redneck buddies (we are not Hillbillies, learn the difference) will be modifying to project corn pellets 300 yards from my car to distract them from my new ride. If one does manage to not go for the food, as a last resort we will be installing a snow plow on the front of the vehicle to at move the animal out of the way with the least amount impact as possible. And to ensure the animals safety as its flying through the air, there will be a separate vehicle behind me hauling a bouncy castle that will try to catch the animal in mid flight before it hits the ground (See 5th photo for details of plan). When I finally make it to your state, please plan on site seeing with me as well and I've made a list of things we can do while visiting you and I'm hoping you will want to join me on those adventures (see 6th photo). In short, I'm hoping we can become life long friends and play together on the Playstation 5 Pro 30th Anniversary Bundle you just purchased from me (yes I'll want to come over for sleep overs sometimes, I'll pay for the pizza and blockbuster rentals). Also see 7th photo for ideas for fun as well if you live in Ohio (not a very detailed photo but it gets the point across). Thank you for looking at my auction and please buy it now, I know what my driving skills are worth it and I've put alot of effort into this plan and the PS5 Pro 30th Anniversary Bundle is a nice bonus as well but your getting a steal in a new best friend. I'm also adding local pickup if you want, cause I live in a pretty cool place as well, minus the deer.

Price: 50000 USD

Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee

End Time: 2024-10-27T15:14:51.000Z

Shipping Cost: 0 USD